I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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