Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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