Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Barsexuality is the new black.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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