I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You're like the curious george of whores
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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