Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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