Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.

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(714): View more from California

when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow

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(314): View more from Missouri

Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night

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