I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
