I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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