Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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