Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
