i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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