Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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