thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think my mom watched the whole time
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
