k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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