My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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