I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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