Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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