I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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