My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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