Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Non-Jews are for practice
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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