There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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