Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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