So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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