The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She's the barista slut.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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