I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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