I feel great
I just peed on a car
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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