that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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