His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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