He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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