u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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