Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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