No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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