It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Just cropdusted the office
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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