Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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