Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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