mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Did you just see the Batmobile???
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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