she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
