You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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