Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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