I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize