oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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