Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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