didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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