I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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