what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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