what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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