My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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