Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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