Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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