So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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