just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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