Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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