she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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