Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
well most of my day revolves around power hour
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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