he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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