She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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