he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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